Sunday, April 30, 2006
happie n sad stuff. let's start from de sad stuff bah..
haha. quite sad for de person. rmb presentations, when like u gif a wrong fact den de audience points it out to u, den u shld admit ur mistake n apologise for it kinda thing right?
today i saw it in play. ha.
a certain salesgirl at a certain shoeshop in bedok...she's really Hopeless, with a capital h. nini needs a new pair of shoes for skool, n being de cheapo family, we go for those cheapo shops lah. haha..den this person (lets call her jane) was trying to convince us tt pink is white.
can we juz tell jane to bang the wall?
1st nini say wan a pattern de shoe, but dun haf his size in blue. den she take out a pink pair, with little bits of white/grey. n cuz got de little bit of white/grey, she goes "nono, this is not pink, got white, u see"
so am i right to say "nono, ur hair is not black, is white..see white hair" *pick up a strand* yea, same theory applies.
den so nvm, dun haf his size, so nini picked another pair. and she went in and bring out a new set. too small. so she went in n came out with...
a pair tt is a totally different design and pink to boot. ((i was juz starting tt all their shoes in stock r pink))
and with tt, she spent like 15mins trying to convince us tt de pink is white.
jane: nono, is white. de pink is juz de PVC colour. so under de light den looks pink.
see see? even she oso say de shoe looks pink. n dun admit tt de shoe is pink. hello?!?! r u like colourblind or what?
n yea. so maybe really is de PVC tt is pink, but den, wasn't it made to look pink in de 1st place? or do u think tt pple will say "wah, his white shoes got pink PVC!"
n btw, shoes r made of PVC? haha...maybe they r, i dunno. juz sounds weird.
n guess their business is really bad. even de other salesgirl oso join in n claim tt de pink is white. seriously, they shld juz wind up business and go bang de wall lah.
so sad for them. and their colourblindness, n their pathetic way of trying to sell their pink shoes.
i may like pink, but i sure dun go for their white shoes.
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okie, enough their sad news. now happie. or at least other pple will be happie.
some nights ago...
matt received some letter for some award ceremony. n was convinced tt i oso got received. was so tempted to go down n check letterbox, but was too late n de fear of disappointment was too great. past exp = gc results. haha.
yest night today morning..
someone checked de letterbox n found some letter from tp addressed to mr n mrs lim khai ngee. haha...
somehow, de way de letter is typed reminds me of bian's ppt slides. hahaha. m i seeing bian's future? nah, nt many singaporenese take meh language. so this letter use CAPS to emphasize main pts. haha!
"Dear Mr & Mrs LIM KHAI NGEE"
"...has made it to the DIRECTOR"S HONOURS LIST for the academic year..."
"invite you to the ACADEMIC AWARD CEREMONY 2006 to celebrate..."
hahaha. i see liao den wanna luff lah. n see? i m so honourable. haha! m in my papa's superior's list. hahaha! wadeva man.
i'm so nt surprised when my papa say he nt gg. haha. yea. predicted liaoz. de only times he step into my skool, is either he fetch me to skool or those compulsory meet cher sessions. haha!
but i m very surprised when some otherpple meh volunteered to be my mama.
meh: so who u inviting? i can be ur MAMA
zhu: cannot lah. pple will wonder y i bring my MAID along.
hahahahaha...yea, we have a special relationship. haha!
but den again, if my parents not gg, den does tt means i will haf 2 empty seats den can ask my maid along? haha!
n i wonder what kinda award they giving out lor. $$?? haha...my guess is some cert bah..
wad's urs?
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btw, something nice to share...a bit rubbish, but who cares?
huan le lian bi lian part 2...
haha. quite sad for de person. rmb presentations, when like u gif a wrong fact den de audience points it out to u, den u shld admit ur mistake n apologise for it kinda thing right?
today i saw it in play. ha.
a certain salesgirl at a certain shoeshop in bedok...she's really Hopeless, with a capital h. nini needs a new pair of shoes for skool, n being de cheapo family, we go for those cheapo shops lah. haha..den this person (lets call her jane) was trying to convince us tt pink is white.
can we juz tell jane to bang the wall?
1st nini say wan a pattern de shoe, but dun haf his size in blue. den she take out a pink pair, with little bits of white/grey. n cuz got de little bit of white/grey, she goes "nono, this is not pink, got white, u see"
so am i right to say "nono, ur hair is not black, is white..see white hair" *pick up a strand* yea, same theory applies.
den so nvm, dun haf his size, so nini picked another pair. and she went in and bring out a new set. too small. so she went in n came out with...
a pair tt is a totally different design and pink to boot. ((i was juz starting tt all their shoes in stock r pink))
and with tt, she spent like 15mins trying to convince us tt de pink is white.
jane: nono, is white. de pink is juz de PVC colour. so under de light den looks pink.
see see? even she oso say de shoe looks pink. n dun admit tt de shoe is pink. hello?!?! r u like colourblind or what?
n yea. so maybe really is de PVC tt is pink, but den, wasn't it made to look pink in de 1st place? or do u think tt pple will say "wah, his white shoes got pink PVC!"
n btw, shoes r made of PVC? haha...maybe they r, i dunno. juz sounds weird.
n guess their business is really bad. even de other salesgirl oso join in n claim tt de pink is white. seriously, they shld juz wind up business and go bang de wall lah.
so sad for them. and their colourblindness, n their pathetic way of trying to sell their pink shoes.
i may like pink, but i sure dun go for their white shoes.
_________________________________________
okie, enough their sad news. now happie. or at least other pple will be happie.
some nights ago...
matt received some letter for some award ceremony. n was convinced tt i oso got received. was so tempted to go down n check letterbox, but was too late n de fear of disappointment was too great. past exp = gc results. haha.
someone checked de letterbox n found some letter from tp addressed to mr n mrs lim khai ngee. haha...
somehow, de way de letter is typed reminds me of bian's ppt slides. hahaha. m i seeing bian's future? nah, nt many singaporenese take meh language. so this letter use CAPS to emphasize main pts. haha!
"Dear Mr & Mrs LIM KHAI NGEE"
"...has made it to the DIRECTOR"S HONOURS LIST for the academic year..."
"invite you to the ACADEMIC AWARD CEREMONY 2006 to celebrate..."
hahaha. i see liao den wanna luff lah. n see? i m so honourable. haha! m in my papa's superior's list. hahaha! wadeva man.
i'm so nt surprised when my papa say he nt gg. haha. yea. predicted liaoz. de only times he step into my skool, is either he fetch me to skool or those compulsory meet cher sessions. haha!
but i m very surprised when some other
meh: so who u inviting? i can be ur MAMA
zhu: cannot lah. pple will wonder y i bring my MAID along.
hahahahaha...yea, we have a special relationship. haha!
but den again, if my parents not gg, den does tt means i will haf 2 empty seats den can ask my maid along? haha!
n i wonder what kinda award they giving out lor. $$?? haha...my guess is some cert bah..
wad's urs?
____________________________________
btw, something nice to share...a bit rubbish, but who cares?
huan le lian bi lian part 2...
hahaha...on 2nd thot, no similarity. haha!
pretend u din see anything bah...haha...tata!
